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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:45
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
With a marketing degree, can I do a master’s in film production?
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Do all rocket engines emit harmful gases into the atmosphere during launch?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Horoscope for Monday, June 09, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times
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Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Weight stigma isn’t just cruel — it makes losing weight harder - CNN
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Which company offers affordable HVAC services in NY?
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)